I got an email from my G.M. this morning about conserving expenses. To quote, he said, "Every time someone needlessly takes advantage of the credit card, it’s money out of our pockets."
So I responded to him about last night's trip to Houston:
As you know, I went to Houston last night for a Casino Night. Luckily I was able to convince one of my closets girlfriends to go with me. We had a blast by the way. After rocking at Casino Night, we hit the Black Swam - a bar at the Omni Hotel. This place was awesome - we danced all night.
Anyway, I want you to know that I successfully avoided a hotel charge last night. I somehow got the BRILLIANT idea to drive back home at 2:15 in the morning. (This was after arriving at the hotel, even.) Guess what: there was freaking TRAFFIC on 290. So after sitting behind a wreck, going about 1 mile total, for 40 minutes, we were on our way back to Austin. Until about 30 minutes later when I realized I was going to fall asleep.
So, I pulled into this random CVS (which was closed), parked in the corner of the lot, and went to sleep. We slept until about 5:45, when I woke up and drove us back home. I imagine if anyone saw us, they would have had quite a sight. Two girls, in cocktail dresses, passed out in a parking lot. (Don't worry, the cars were locked!)
I walked into the office this morning at 7:30am still in my cocktail attire. Black slinky dress, high heels and makeup still on. Lulu, on the other hand, had on boxers and a shirt which at some point she had changed into, I don’t remember when. Uh, yeah. Classy.
Again, the point of my story? No $100+ expense charge from the Sheraton Brookhollow. Which should cover the $101 bar tab from last night.
(Thank god for Lulu, she was awesome. Hopefully once she sobers up, she'll thank me for taking her!)
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Nothing says high class like two drunk girls passed out in a Ford in an empty parking lot spread legged in cocktail dresses.
Wait - one of the girls peeing on the side of the building with her dress unzipped and half off - that might be classier.
I had a blast. But I dont think I will ever be truly sober again. Bourbon and Diet Coke - YUUUUMMMM.
Thanks for bringing me - you are the best night cap ever.
I would have stayed at the hotel and ordered the most expensive breakfast from room service the next morning. I hate cheap bosses.
Now THAT's my kind of night! That freakin' ROCKS!
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