Shotgun!

Someone has been taking rides in my car. I saw him yesterday as we were unloading my (dionn's) golf clubs. He literally slithered up my back tire and under my car. I freaked out, of course, and ran around the parking lot like a little girl.

Then tonight, when I got back to my car after road trip up north, a waiter came out and said, "Miss, you probably won't believe this and I don't mean to scare you, but I noticed something slithering up to your car while I was on my smoke break."

I responded, "Yes. I believe you. It was a huge snake, huh?" To which he responded, "Yes!!! You might want to tap your breaks quite a bit on the way home to make sure there is, uh, nothing stuck!"

Ewwwww! I managed to freak myself out so much that I dropped my phone UNDER my car when I got home. Lovely. The snake has a car (home) now, I guess he could use a phone too!